Britney Spears and on-again/ off-again agent-boyfriend Jason Trawick are the living embodiment of Katy Perry's "Hot N Cold." They're broken up! They're together? They're not! Next thing you know they're shopping?
So if tomorrow Britney and Jason are back OFF, we've taken it upon ourselves to play Millionaire Pop Star Match Maker and find Britney a new boyfriend. Check out 5 guys Britney should date.
1. Ryan Gosling
This one is kind of romantic. Britney Spears first made a name for herself as part of the Mickey Mouse Club, where she met the first love of her life, Justin Timberlake. Now, if you'll allow some fan fiction flair, what if she always held a candle for the resident bad boy of the MMC, Ryan Gosling? Britney's dated dancers and rappers (FRED DURST!), so the method actor would certainly be a change of pace for Britney.
2. Taylor Lautner
Twilight's head werewolf is nursing a broken heart courtesy of Taylor Swift. But while he's recovering -- and no doubt anxiously awaiting to find out how he'll be portrayed in some future Swift hit (right, Joe Jonas?) maybe he could be the answer to Britney's man problem. Besides, after dating the older Trawick, maybe it's time for Britney to date a younger man.
3. The Situation
This basically spells out K-Fed Pt. II. But still, Britney and The Situation would have two benefits. Not only would it put an end to Mike's bad luck with the ladies, it would set up the possibility of Brit-Brit drop-bys at the Jersey Shore house. And we all know how much Snooki and J-WOWW love when girls drop by unannounced!
4. John Mayer
This could go very, very, very badly. But can you really take a good, hard, honest look at yourself and say this wouldn't be awesome? Didn't think so.
5. WILD CARD = Become Post-Guy Ritchie Madonna
After all, she doesn't need a significant other. Maybe she can just jump right to the man-eater phase, a la Madonna, since the end of her marriage to Guy Ritchie. Britney can go get herself a nice piece of eye-candy and not worry herself about all the ups and downs of relationships. And with that, let's watch Britney have a threesome!















