Lily Allen left a London nightclub in a bag, the Daily Mail reports. Not "half in the bag," as in drunk, but literally in a large plastic bag carried by friends. They apparently lugged her down Oxford Street and into a car. Visa problems may be the least of her worries.
UPDATE: MTV News is reporting that Lily has canceled her tour dates and her previously announced VMA appearance.
In hip-hop, Jay-Z is the cash king, according to Forbes. His estimated $34 million in 2006 earnings from various ventures put him ahead of 50 Cent ($32 million), Diddy ($28 million), Timbaland ($21 million) and Dr. Dre ($20 million), who with Jigga make up the top 5. Look for him to flex those money making muscles at the MTV VMAs on September 9, as he's up for the Quadruple Threat of the Year award. (Jay-Z photo by Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)
Plus Uncle Kracker, Ryan Seacrest and OJ Simpson (?!) after the jump.
Uncle Kracker, Kid Rock's former DJ and adult contemporary radio hitmaker, was "arrested and charged with a second-degree forcible sex offense outside Raleigh, North Carolina this morning," reports TMZ. And to top it off, his mug shot is somewhat priceless.
American Idol host Ryan Seacrest will be the "entertainment host" of Super Bowl XLII, reports E!, one of his many employers.
And this one is just, well, something. Google's Street View Fun has a picture of a knife sharpening truck parked outside of OJ Simpson's house last week on it's photo blog. Creepy.