Betches, not even Tay Zonday and his epic "Chocolate Rain," (which is now our ringtone) could take the place of Kelly and her "Shoes." So we were super stoked when Kelly "her"self agreed to rank and rate shoes of the well-heeled attendees of VMAs past. Watch the video below, see Kelly's fave videos, and and check out photos of Kelly when she stopped by MTV. And if you really have no idea what we're talking about, check out Kelly's "Shoes" video here, and then get your head checked.
Oh yeah, and check out Kelly's official fan club, betches, appropriately titled "Betchslap."