If having a baby gives you abs like Gwen’s, then someone sign us up. She is totes the dic-def of hot mama.

Also, if dating Nick Carter gets you a career turn like Willa Ford’s, then definitely do NOT sign us up. She’s playing Anna Nicole Smith in an upcoming movie about the infamous celeb, for those of you too lazy click, which we sorta understand. Also, the movie will “star,” (a term we use very loosely here,) the most unfortunate Bobby Trendy.