In a shocking confession that caused a seismic shift somewhere beneath the earth when millions of jaws hit the ground, The Hills‘ Heidi Montag told US Weekly a secret she’d kept under careful wraps (and by “wraps,” we mean barely-there bikinis) for MONTHS: she actually DID have a boob job. The revelation landed her on the cover of the magazine’s October 8 issue. Heidi herself’s actually on the cover too, if you can see her head way back there. And JustJared’s got pix of her playing Pamela Anderson in a Baywatch-style photo shoot. We’re unsure if her channeling Pam could spur a barroom blitz between Spencer and Tommy Lee, but we do know we’d pay the cost of those Playboy-inspired implants to watch.

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It seems like Ryan Adams always has something to gripe about. Last night he apparently pitched a fit in front of a Minneapolis audience … an encore presentation of his 2003 performance in the same city when he continuously complained about the sound system and talked smack about beloved local rocker Paul Westerberg. This time Ryan left Paul out of his ramblings but spent much of his 70-minute set bitching about the sound system. He moved around monitors, microphones and guitar pedals hoping to correct the problem. The crowd booed at the end of his ADD-riddled performance and he didn’t come back for an encore.

Local newspaper the Star Tribune caught up with a couple members of his band after the gig and, well, they didn’t seem to want to talk about was going on with Ryan. Guitarist Neal Casal dodged controversy by saying, “I just play guitar.” While guitarist Jon Graboff was equally vague: “What can I say? Ryan’s the boss.” Nuff said.

John Mayer’s always been an attractive man, but this classic look — short hair, jeans, white button-down and black skinny tie — is so hot it’s practically absurd. Such an improvement from the Batman outfit.

Prom’s come and gone at Newport Harbor, and most of the gang’s getting ready to graduate. Except poor Clay, who’s got yet another year of high school drama ahead of him. He and Chrissy say they’re going to try to do the long-distance thing while she’s away at college … and good luck with that. Good luck trying not to get crazy jealous when your girl’s hanging with hot college dudes, Clay. Read more…

Pop-punk threesome Care Bears On Fire sound like the Donnas, list Pavement and the Pixies amongst their influences, and they have a singer/guitarist who greatly resembles Karen O. They play the same venues as Supergrass and fellow Brooklyn band TV On The Radio, yet their merch guy is eight years old, and they’re not even old enough to remember the original Care Bears. And their collective age totals less than 40.

The band of seventh graders took a break from hating math homework to tell Metromix more about what inspired their hit “Met You On MySpace” and why old people creep them out.

They say breaking up is hard to do. Moving on, however, is as easy as finding trouble on a Saturday night, as evidenced by Jason on The Hills this week. Not only is the guy over Lauren, but he’s moving in with his new girlfriend. Sorry, did we say girlfriend? We meant fiancee. He’s that over Lauren. Read more…

Justin Timberlake’s album FutureSex/LoveSounds is the gift that keeps on giving. These days, an artist is lucky to get one or two hit songs off an album … but, so far, JT has five. And now he’s gunning for #6. Just yesterday, J.Lake gave his latest single, “Until the End of Time,” a much needed shot in the arm by remixing it with … Beyonce! Two of today’s biggest names — who just so happened to be the top nominees at the 2007 VMAs — pairing up together sounds like a win-win to us.

This new song makes us wonder if Justin’s trying to tie the record for the most top 10 singles (seven) from one album on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, alongside such classic albums as Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation 1814 and Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the U.S.A. In fact, even before FutureSex/LoveSounds came out, Justin’s posse was buzzing about how they might have created a modern-day Thriller. That would be quite a feat, considering the MJ album, which was released in 1982, still holds a buncha records. Hm … perhaps it’s time to compare the two albums…

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Mrs. Deryck Whibley is 23 today. Here’s how Avril’s planetary forecast is looking today, according to that great astrological authority also known as the New York Post:

Are your aims as unrealistic as some people claim they are? Or do you just see deeper and further than them? It’s the latter, of course, and over the next 12 months or so your insights and hunches will be proved right again and again. You’ll get a reputation as a bit of a guru. Make it pay for you.

So, basically what that means… um… is… Avril is a profound genius, which is obvious based on her collaborative effort with Lil Mama:

Sharp-tongued Sarah Silverman, who hosted the 2007 VMAs and layed into Britney after her less-than-stellar performance, was caught by the TMZ.com camera the other day in L.A. She used the “pap-ortunity” (pap-op? Hee… We just made those up!) to sorrrrrta issue an apology to the beweaved, beleaguered star.

Apparently a formal mea culpa is forthcoming in US Weekly. Because nothing says “I’m sorry” like saying it alongside an investigative report of what Milla Jovovich had for breakfast.

Apparently Justin Timberlake’s been enjoying our nation’s watering holes, or at least the mini-bars of Northern California’s finest hotels, a little too much while on his FutureSex/LoveShow world tour. Justin recently rescheduled shows in Sacramento and San Jose citing a VMA-weary vocal cord (Boo, why’s errybody always gotta blame us?) as the reason for his no-shows. He then came correct when he allegedly told audiences that he was actually hungover.

His Website claims he was on a doctor-mandated vocal rest (certainly understandable considering he’s been touring his ass off since January), but Justin’s also known to speak, erm, off the cuff? So we could easily see him feeding into the rumor. Anyway, he’s about to continue his tour in New Zealand and Australia, where hopefully he’ll cap his Foster’s intake.