In an ideal world, Chromeo's Dave 1 would be President of the United States (and Poet Laureate -- after all, he IS getting his Ph.D. in 18th century French literature at Columbia). And P-Thugg would be VP. And together, as post-disco electro-dance-pop two-stepping twosome Chromeo, they'd fill their cabinet with Dave's brother, DJ A-Trak, (who's Kanye's turntablist), Prince, Bobby Brown (old-school Bobby though), Cameo, Rockwell, James Murphy and the both of the guys from Justice.
All of Congress would be replaced by guys doing the Robot and the Hustle.
The new law of the land would require men to wear fitted grey suits and chunky gold chains at all times.
"Chro-me-o" would be chanted at sports arenas.
She's In Control and Fancy Footwork would be required study at music conservatories across the world.
'80s keyboard solos would be piped into cube farms, classrooms and dining establishments and would play on cue every time something awesome happened.
Vocoder lessons would be given for free at public libraries.
The two-step would be the official dance move of America.
Tight disco-funk would reign supreme.
And peace in the Middle East would finally be achieved.
Get a glimpse of how this new world will look when Chromeo's in control, and watch all of Chromeo's TV spots here.
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