There are bad ideas: blow drying your hair in a bathtub. Leaving Pete Doherty unattended in a pharmacy. Taping yourself having sex with Paris Hilton. Taping yourself having sex ever. And then there are bad ideas. Like Britney Spears' alleged plan to adopt Chinese twins.
Showbizspy reports that Britney "has confided to pals that she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the adoption very soon" and that she's also spent $50,000 arranging her funeral because she's worried her bats--t lifestyle could lead to an early grave.
The latter may not be so off base, unfortunately. But the former seems ill-advised at best. We're gonna light our Britney candle and pray a.) that this story isn't true, b.) for those little Chinese kids if it is, and c.) that Britney bypasses China completely and steers the train back on track before she totally derails into Anna Nicoleville.