In case you were too busy working yourself into a deliciously gluttonous poultry-on-poultry-on-poultry frenzy via the genius of the Turducken or stuffing yourself with something Stovetop related, you may've missed The Great Pete Wentz Thanksgiving Sex Tape Caper Saga Story... which turns out isn't much of a story or saga at all. Depending on your feelings about Pete Wentz, you're either gonna be relieved or totally bummed that it's actually NOT a sex tape, Fall Out friends/ foes. It's just a scene from an (ostensibly low-budge) indie thriller called Goodnight Moon (no relation to the children's book of the same name, about slightly creepy anthropomorphic bunnies), which you can download here for the low, low price of $2.99. (And what you do with that is strictly your business.)
Either way, watch Pete give the chick from Hell's Kitchen some lovey-dovey, kiss-kiss right here.
And then go watch something worthwhile, like Fall Out Boy's latest video, "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me + You)," if you're not exhausted from reading that overly long emo title. The video actually has nothing to do with Pete Wentz or mattresses or even lawyering. It was shot in Uganda and details the plight of child soldiers forced to fight in the civil war; find out more about the efforts to help Ugandan children at InvisibleChildren.com. Sorry for the buzzkill; we promise we'll get back to talking about fun stuff like sex tapes and scandals soon, but until then, edumacate yerself!
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