If there truly is a time and a place for everything, then apparenly there is a time for a bejeweled chainsaw (and you thought it was an industrial-strengh airbrush tan gun, didn’t you?). The place: the opening of the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, where the Black Eyed Peas decorated one of the Rock Star Suites, which comes appointed with everything from bedsheets hand-picked by BEP (hot!) to Fergie’s (hopefully dry cleaned) track suits. Buzzsawing through a grand-opening sign with a chainsaw encrusted with 7488 rhinestones: just another job perk that comes with being Fergie.