(Photos via Thisislondon.co.uk)
... And now she needs to unwrap some McDonald's or snap into a Slim Jim or something. Last night, Canadian chanteuse Celine Dion ended her 717-performance Vegas stint, which grossed over $400 million in its five-year run. And you'd think with all that cheddar, she'd at least buy herself the occasional slice of pizza or the odd Ramen noodle (we're not good at math, but $400 million equals a LOT of Ramen).
Instead, the star, who embarks on a 96-date world tour in February in support of her new Taking Chances album, exited the stage of the $95 million theater built expressly for her inside of Caesar's Palace, looking, as ThisisLondon.co.uk described her, "drained and haggard." Um, "drained and haggard"? More like "severely malnourished and emaciated"! Though we do applaud her perfect smoky eye. Not easy to do. Especially when famished!
And speaking of fast food, check out the sweet fades, breastplates and sax solos in "Down At McDonnelzzz," the latest video by Electric Six, the same dudes who brought you the stellar party song, "Danger! High Voltage" and bethonged Abe Lincolns in "Gay Bar."