Sorry for the temporary hiatus. We wuz sick, and we’re still sick, but there’s only so much HGTV we can tolerate, so we did a risk analysis of our boredom vs. infecting the office, and guess who won out?

So, the Innernets insist Scarlett Johansson’s engaged to Ryan Reynolds (ex-Alanis Morissette), Scarlett says “no, no, no.” But you know, J.Lo “wasn’t married” to Marc Anthony for like, months, remember?

Maybe ScoJo’s too busy working on her elusive solo album (yes, as in musical album), entitled Anywhere I Lay My Head — a collection of Tom Waits covers due out in May. Now THAT’S heady! Brits can get a Scarlett fix when she presents at next month’s Brit Awards, where she also may perform. (Also scheduled but way less likely to perform: Amy Winehouse).

In other Scarlett Johansson news: Woody Allen still totally sprung for her, still pretty much the creepiest.

Tom Waits video aqui!