Hearts ‘n fangs are in the air this bitter-cold Valentine’s Day. And while Buzzworthy <3’s all bands equally, that’s actually a lie because we love Cobra Starship the most. And we love them even more since they just surprised us with a breathtaking bouquet of exclusive Valentine’s videos in which they:
+ Demonstrate old-school dance moves from the cheesy, breezy ’90s
+ Explain the difference between hooking up and making love
+ Scholastically analogize the flexibility of Justin Timberlake and love
+ Turn to Kelly Clarkson to pull them out of the dark closet of break-up despair
Too lazy to click? We feel that. Watch Cobra’s exclusive MTV.com videos below, and get more MTV Valentine’s stuff — Tila Tequila making out, celebrities who’ll probably break up — right here.