Kelly Osbourne is taking a cheeky approach to helping fans get fit -- the slimmed-down reality TV star is planning to release an exercise tape starring cross-dressers, drag queens and the like in an effort to make shaping up more fun. If it's anything like Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease meets Bark At the Moon meets Paris Is Burning meets To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar meets Richard Simmons' SuperSweatin': Party Off the Pounds, minus Richard Simmons, well then sign us up!
And speaking of stripping, that Heidi Montag jacked a track from Britney is nearly irrelevant next to that fact that Heidi appears to be looking more and more like early-2007 Jenna Jameson by the hour.
And speaking of workouts, here's a classic exercise-inspired video that DOESN'T star Olivia Newton-John -- Kanye's "The New Workout Plan," featuring a cameo by the late, arguably great Anna Nicole Smith.
And speaking of Anna Nicole, DListed has the trailer for the "most anticipated motion picture of the year" -- the Anna Nicole "biopic," uninspiringly titled Anna Nicole, starring Willa Ford. Weep!