Eze, breezy, see ya Chikezie. You may not have made it to American Idol’s nasty nine, but did you really want to risk becoming the next Ruben Studdard? (Or the next Kimberley Locke, for that matter?) We’ll always hold you in our hearts, in that special place we reserve for only a select few LAX baggage handlers.

That’s the two-second wrap-up. Now watch Jim Cantiello’s 60-second version, and find out more about last night’s episode, which caused either a complete surge or massive drop in sales of Spanx.