“It’s been awhile,” to put it in Britney parlance, since we’ve done a Chris Crocker update. So… here he is at a SocialVibe.com party last night (we’re going to go ahead and assume it was in L.A.) looking more like Chloe Sevigny than Chrisypoo. Are they sharing clothes or something?

(Credit: Dlisted.com)

Regardless, it’s good to see that everyone’s favorite Britney fan, who was recently — and unjustly! — robbed of YouTube award for his weepy “Leave Britney Alone” video, has sprouted a trannylicious weave and has fully committing to dressing like a glammed-up Jim Henson castoff.

Britney’s emo-est enthusiast also recently released a dance single under the name Double J. The track’s title? “Leave Britney Alone.” And it racked up over 1 million listens on iTunes. You go, um… girl!?

Oh yeah: color-appropriate video by another cry-guy: