Unless you've been solely existing in some Second Life dungeon, you know that Jay-Z and Beyonce -- despite their attempts at reticence -- are very married. (Even Gwyneth's been denying it, but then again, uh... who cares?)
And while Beyonce was seen coquettishly wearing some dominatrix-chic long gloves in New York earlier this week (um, we live in New York, and it is not gloves weather), she was rockin' that rock in the ATL on Tuesday.
But one couple that isn't keeping quiet about their wedding plans: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson, who officially announced their engagement late last night. Sweet, but not a huge surprise since she'd been flashing a diamond promise ring since December. And helloooooooes -- we called that! Anyway, Pete and Ashlee are trying to keep it private. Despite the fact that they... announced it quite publicly on FriendsandEnemies.com, which, as of right now, is currently crashing because apparently you care -- you care a lot.
Congrats to both couples and commence pregnancy speculation overdrive in 3... 2... 1...
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