(Credit: Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair)
Miley Cyrus, you are a brilliant marketer. “Somehow” some naughty DIY pictures of you in your undies got out last week. (We could almost hear the s— hitting the fan at Disney HQ.) Like the good girl you are, you apologized, and then you raised your own personal bar on half-naked photos by releasing less-slutty pix of yourself, shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz for the latest issue of Vanity Fair, putting the “zing” in A-MA-ZING.
And not because we’re creepy, but we clicked through the Vanity Fair photos several times (unlike The Real Housewives of New York “star” Alex McCord’s nudie pics, which we clicked on once and then let out a blood-curdling scream as our corneas ignited) but because we truly didn’t see anything worth apologizing for (except for referring to Annie Leibovitz as “cute.” Oh, and the whole “you’re only 15″ thing is definitely a little weird. As is the photo of you and your dad.)
Still, we’ve seen far more gratuitous acts. Miley, when, for seventh time in a row, you exit a car surrounded by paparazzi, wearing a micromini and no drawers, legs akimbo like that of a Sumo wrestler, then you should apologize. But until then, move on, and continue on your quest to make more money than the GNP of certain small countries. But first, put your clothes back on, k?
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