+ We'll bypass the low-hanging fruit that is the "no, no, no," intro and go straight for the drug jokes -- San Francisco, fire up your bong/pipe/t-shirt gun filled with grain alcohol, and gird your loins, because Amy Winehouse is coming to town. (Hollywood Backwash)
+ Britney forgets she's famous and roams Bally's in a towel. Oddly enough, she's almost completely covered. Progress! (Seriously OMG!)
+ Did Lucy Walsh out Ashlee Simpson? (Remote Control)
+ Hilary Duff goes goth for her new movie, War Inc. and passes on that 90210 remake. (Popoholic)
+ Nick Cannon has no idea what you're talking about. Or why Mariah's got a new rock the size of a tractor wheel. (MTV News)
+ Rihanna even looks hot standing on a pile of dead sea grass. (The Blemish)
+ Chris Crocker has a speshul message for Perez. Now you girls play nice! (Evil Beet)
+ Vampire Weekend has unofficially graduated from buzz band to "normal band." (AP)
+ Coldplay makes like RHCP (and Miley Cyrus!) and gives it away -- their first single, that is. (Mr. Paparazzi)
... Speaking of which... Anthony Kiedis painted Tin Man-silver is the heat.