They say that as there are the living, morticians will always find work. Similarly, as long as Janet Jackson is alive, high-priced choreographers will not have to worry about paying their mortgage. Even after 30 years in the biz, Janet is still the most prolific member of the all-singin', all-dancin' Jackson clan. And to think -- some people thought she'd just end up "Mrs. El DeBarge."
Janet's latest video is for the honey-coated dance track "Rock with U," which is a shoe-in to fill the most discerning dance floors from San Francisco to Fire Island. Stacked with the requisite number of dancers (and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure) to accurately portray her love of the nightlife and enough Vocoders to simultaneously choke T-Pain, Akon and Snoop Dogg, this is four minutes of post-disco glory. Seriously, you might want to stretch before watching it and consider a relaxing soak afterward.
+ Relevant video, Michael Jackson's "Rock With You."

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