Apparently Shia LaBeouf narrowly missed a near tragic career killer: turns out “the Motherf—king LaBeouf” wanted to be a rapper. Fortunately the Clark Gable lookalike realized he sucked, and his own good instincts precluded him from crip walking his way to Bad Idea Jeans.

LeB, starring in the next Indiana Jones flick will get you the guest spot on Saturday Night Live — which he’s hosting tomorrow. Rapping like Kevin Federline will not. Dotspotter has the story.