+ Amy Winehouse warned by court officials to stop flirting with her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil. Yes, seriously. (Hollywood Rag)
+ Kurt Cobain's ashes, which Courtney Love allegedly kept in a pink teddybear-shaped bag (must... resist... "Heart Shaped Box" joke... so inappropriate but... so... hard...), have gone missing. (Current)
+ Metallica will get an eponymous version of "Guitar Hero" in 2009. Take that, Aerosmith! (Multiplayer)
+ Watch promo clips of Pete Wentz's upcoming new show, F N MTV, where the Fall Out Boy talks music, conducts hard-hitting interviews...and, um, chats with Spencer from The Hills. (MTV)
+ Wanna get dirty? Here's a step-by-step guide to dancing like Christina Aguilera. (Cityrag)
+ Meanwhile, John Mayer gets ticketed for driving without front or rear license plates. Which is typically frowned upon by the LAPD. (TMZ)
+ As anyone who watched the American Idol finale already knows, the episode did not, in any way, feature Michael Jackson. Reportedly, the King of Pop was originally slated to perform but then buckled under the pressure of doing a live, nationally-televised comeback. (Stuff)