Last week, we would have laughed if you'd told us R. Kelly could fly. But now that a jury of his peers has acquitted him of child pornography charges -- despite IDing him as the male "lead" in what is perhaps The Creepiest Videotape Of All Time -- we're ready to believe just about anything. So hide your much-younger sisters, and come along as we "celebrate" R. Kelly's ability to soar above the law with one of his greatest hits: "I Believe I Can Fly."

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