+ Overpriced crap purveyor Jacob the Jeweler gets sentenced to two years in prison. (MTV)
+ JLo proves that two-pieces aren't just for pre-childbirth anymore. (Popsugar)
+ Nas and Snoop support Shaq's right to free speech and thinly veiled freestyle rap-disses. (MTV)
+ This before/after photo spread shows how much Miley and the Jo Bros have grown in the past two years. And no, Vanity Fair pics are not included. (Usmagazine.com)
+ Also, the Jonas Brothers do not cause pregnancy. Duh. (National Review)
+ No, Beyonce did not recently give birth to a toddler. (Neon Limelight)
+ Barack Obama's iPod playlist is as uncontroversial as his political platform. (Stereogum)