In the new issue of Billboard magazine, Miley Cyrus (last seen slapping her name on a semi-provocative line of bath products) finally stops re-apologizing for the pantsless Vanity Fair pics, explaining that the occasional career-ruining misstep makes her that much more "relatable." Or, as she puts it:
"I was embarrassed… but also it’s like, every career thing that I do can’t be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I think that just makes me even more relatable. I don’t think people will look at me any differently because they’re like,'You know what, I’m going to do stupid stuff too, and I’m going to make mistakes, and that’s fine.' It still hurts when I think about it."
Meanwhile, in a further attempt to seem more relatable, Miley "Typical Teen" Cyrus unsuccessfully tries to emulate the speech patterns of her average non-famous fan. (Kinda like that whole "turkeys with long necks get the early bird and the worm" or whatever weirdo advice her dad gave her about turkeys and their necks. Don't quote us on that, obviously.) "At the end of day," says Miley, "I’m a good ol’ Southern girl that likes her Cracker Barrel at 9 o’clock at night and if I want it, gosh darn, I’m going to eat it."
Well, slap our heads and call us silly! Gee whiz, Miley Cy, if you ain't just the most normal child gazillionaire we ever done seen...
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