Will BeKanye cure side-splitting menstrual cramps? Cause a G5 to magically park itself in your driveway? Dream on, player! It’s just a viral video for new Absolut Vodka hype man/ Airbook abuser Kanye West. Check out the video here, and for those of you old enough to imbibe, there’s more here. Warning: may cause irate blogging, messiah complex, sudden urge to play Connect Four, general poutiness.