Not only did Madonna make out with Britney at the 2003 VMAs, but she was willing to suck face with Christina Aguilera during her most tanorexic phase ever, plus she's made out with Vanilla Ice, Dennis Rodman, Sandra Bernhardt, Warren Beatty, and now, possibly, A-Rod, to name just a few.
Observe:
Ew.
Therefore, we propose that Madonna AND the Jonas Brothers attend the 2008 VMAs -- they're Sunday, Sept. 7, by the way </plug> -- and that Madonna indoctrinates the JBs into the VMA pop culture vortex with an on-stage kiss. Not the gross, "Erotica", sloppy tongue-bath type of liplock. Just, like, a quick Disney-happy peck on the cheek, at the very least. Maybe?
A few reasons why a Madonna-Jonas Brothers collaboration could actually work:
+ Jonas Brothers gain older-woman experience.
+ Allows Madonna excellent opportunity to continue "cougaring."
+ Abundant opportunities to share size-0 skinny pants.
+ Amazing religious discourse!
+ Potentially paves the way for Madonna to star as the camp director in future Camp Rock sequels.
+ Nick would look sooo cute in a lacy wedding dress!
+ "Like a Prayer" takes on renewed, literal meaning.
+ "Like a Virgin" takes on renewed, literal meaning.
+ Jonas Brothers can show Madonna how to blog.
+ Barely-legal is the new pushing-50.
+ Justin Timberlake ain't getting any younger.
+ Almost less weird than watching Madonna make out with Britney.
Major drawback:
+ Madonna might try to adopt Frankie.
Anyway, until that happens, check out VMA highlights from 1987 (hey, Paula!), 1989, and 1992 (do NOT click on photo 7 if you know what's good) -- the year Kevin, Joe, and Nick, respectively, were born.
Madonna, "Burning Up" the stage at the 1989 VMAs
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