Okay, boys (and girls). Your wildest Katy Perry dreams are about to come true — we’ve got exclusive video of Katy Perry topless. Check it out, and check out Keep-A-Breast, the charity she’s stripping down for.

And, watch Katy Perry get all sarcastic waitress on you, see how she copes on the road as one of the Warped Tour’s only girls, and see what she thinks about rastlin’ one-name wonders Rihanna, Mariah, Britney, and Jordin (Sparks, not Price) for the Best Female Artist VMA. But please be aware: the award is won by voting, not by a hair-pulling, claws-out catfight. Sorry, kinky people.

Finally, finish the job with Gym Class Heroes’ “Clothes Off.” (Looks like Katy took boyfriend Travie’s plea seriously.)