VMAs 2008: Russell Brand Illustrates the Difference Between Being On Heroin and Not Being on Heroin

In case you need a few more reasons not to develop a nasty crack and heroin habit, now-sober 2008 VMA host Russell Brand is back with some of his own. And if you're still not convinced, go watch Trainspotting, Spun (Mena Suvari's meth mouth = NOT hot), and/or Requiem For a Dream and thank your lucky Jared Letos that you still have your forearm. (My sincerest apologies if you don't.)

Plus, watch...
+ Russell's lesbian kiss
+ Russell's VIP VMA guest list
+ Russell and Britney's elephant promos
+ Russell's attempt to impregnate Britney
... And Russell, on his once-abusive relationship with MTV.