+ The Jonas Brothers rock out in street meat-inspired clothes, set themselves up for a litany of "Hey! Nice buns!" jokes. (Jonas Updates)
+ Meanwhile, Taylor Swift appears to have come down with a nasty case of Jonas fever. (MTV)
+ Coldplay announces plans to release a Viva la Vida leftovers album! (Rolling Stone)
+ Weirdest couple ever alert! Pamela Anderson and...Michael Jackson?? (Scandalist)
+ Remember those "This is your brain on drugs" commercials? Amy Winehouse doesn't! (NY Daily News)
+ New Kids on the Block swear their comeback tour will have all the right stuff. (Billboard)
+ Should Britney get a VMAs do-over? We say: Absolutely! And Perez Hilton totally agrees! Except he has a few pointers for the recovering pop star. "Have the hair looking good, wear something that fits [and] don't be allegedly drunk before you're onstage." (MTV)