Yes, that’s Lil Mama, and no, sadly, this photo wasn’t taken at Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party. Lil Mama actually arrived at the 2007 VMAs dressed like she’d just crawled out of the womb. And as if purple satin and puffy babydoll sleeves weren’t criminal enough, Lil Mams had the gall to top it off with a matching bonnet and bejeweled passy. Classy! We get it, we get it. You’re the voice of the young people. And the voice of the sippy cup set too, apparently. Except we can’t really understand what the hell you’re saying because you’ve got a DAMNED PACIFIER IN YOUR MOUTH, which makes us wonder if you were wearing a diaper under there too.
Thankfully Lil Mama’s grown up and glossed up a bit in the past year on America’s Best Dance Crew and hopefully will restrict he whole voice-of-the-young-people thing to metaphor.
But, that leaves room for someone else to take home an unofficial Moonman for worst-dressed celeb at this year’s VMAs. Who do you think will show up to the 2008 VMAs in an outfit that, well, totally sucks?
