+ This just in: Katy Perry takes emergency baby wipe showers! And secretly worships Sugar Ray! Plus, nine more true confessions from the 2008 VMAs' Best New Artist hopeful. (PopEater)
+ Meanwhile, Velvet Revolver's still not ready for a (lead singer) commitment. (Rolling Stone)
+ Christina Aguilera's greatest hits CD will be sold exclusively at Target. (Associated Press)
+ Is Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol the new Jamie-Lynn Spears? (Scandalist)
+ Worst video ever? (Best Week Ever)
+ Gene Simmons is getting sued! But how will that KISS makeup go over in court?? (NME)
+ Kardinal Offishall explains why his new album was inspired by a homemade t-shirt. (The Boombox)