Miley hates your friends and your games, among other things, but what she really hates is bugs, y'all. Watch what happens when one rolls up next to her on the VMA fashion platform, and then watch the sparks just TRY not to fly when Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas meet up. Like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha, you kids can't fool me!
For more behind-the-scenes coverage from the 2008 VMAs, check out tons of VMA photos and Buzzworthy’s stealth-mode red carpet and backstage report.