Buzz Bites — 9/9/2008: Nobody Puts Weezy’s Bag In The (Security) Corner

+ FYI,  Lil Wayne wasn’t a no-show at Fashion Rocks — he just didn’t make it past the front door. The rapper (who was scheduled to perform) reportedly blew off the show after on-site security informed him they’d need to search his bag. (NY Post)

+ Goodbye comeback pipe dreams, hello has-beens! Rumor has it the New Kids on the Block will be featured on an upcoming episode of VH1′s Behind the Music.  (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

+ Twilight fans join rest of known world in finding fault with 2008 VMAs controversy-inviting host, Russell Brand. (MTV)

+ Not only is Jessica Simpson psyched about Ashlee‘s unborn child, she’s already plotting how to win him/her over. “I’m going to spoil the kid rotten,” the auntie-to-be revealed. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher was reportedly pummeled by a drunk “fan” whom police have tentatively identified as “Not Jay-Z.” Kidding! But seriously, the attacker — 47-year-old Daniel Sullivan — has already been “hit” with assault charges. (Rolling Stone)

+ Victoria “Posh” Beckham‘s stylist says his fashion-forward client is channeling Audrey Hepburn/Mia Farrow with her new pixie ‘do. Which is really just a glam way of saying she totes swiped it from Winona Ryder. (Perez Hilton)

+ Undies alert! Michael Jackson‘s tighty whities are officially on the market. (PopEater)