Jump A Jonas De-Virginizing Radio Station People, You Is Nasty!

Ew, Grand Rapids, Michigan radio station 104.5! Dudes are offering TEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS (that's like seven British pounds, or four yen!) to the first person who offers PROOF that they um, removed a Jonas Brother's p-ring in their "Jump a Jonas" campaign, if you could call it a campaign.

Further nastifying matters is the fact the radio station created little anime Jonas Brothers to further their deflowering "cause." GROSS! Let cardholders be cardholders, I say! LET THE JONAS BROTHERS HUMBLY NOT HAVE SEX AND FILM THEIR TV SHOW (yay, Lucas Brothers!), AND MOVE ON.ORG! EW!

WSNX, I'll see your Sparks' "All You Ever Think About Is Sex," and then I'll raise you the ever-relevant Jermaine Stewart (may he forever rest in peace!), who said it best in 1986 when he said "We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time." And in the words of Nick, Kevin, and Joe: Amen.

PS: Kevin's leather jacket rules!

Tags Jermaine Stewart, Jonas Brothers, Sparks