Ever since last week's "Rehab" sneak peek, we've been chomping at the bit to watch Rihanna and Justin Timberlake team up to redefine the phrase "desert heat." And in spite of the fact that the advance footage set the bar pretty high (Think: Mount Everest), we weren't the least bit disappointed in seeing the whole thing today.
From the sexy, skin-baring outfits -- Rihanna's primary getup involves super-loud metallic earrings, an electric green bikini and the sand-defying silver stilettos -- to Justin's illicit, over-the-clothes shower (Dude, that's what you get for wearing ALL BLACK IN THE DESERT) to the intensity of JT's rehab-inducing stare, we enjoyed every sinful, skin-scorching moment. Especially those sizzling hot, take-me-on-the-hood-of-my-car scenes (which even topped Britney's XXX-rated Xerox sesh in terms of overall scandalousity).
And since we've kept you waiting long enough, we now present you with the full-length (and delightfully uncensored!) vershe of Rihanna's "Rehab." So check it out, y'all -- it's the second best Justin Timberlake video we've seen all day! (Sorry, Rihanna, but nothing beats watching a tights-clad JT prance around in high heels and a skintight leotard. Nothing.)
Warning: For safety purposes, we ask that you refrain from staring directly into Justin Timberlake's eyes at any/all times. Please note that prolonged exposure to this video may be habit-forming -- viewer discretion is advised.