+ Taylor Swift may not have been the most popular girl in school (she says her classmates found her “annoying”) but she’s currently got the most popular album in the country. And for those of you keeping track, her new album, Fearless, outsold the Jo Bros‘ latest effort by nearly 60,000 copies in its first week. Game on! (Usmagazine.com)
+ Meanwhile, Taylor’s future ex-boyfriend better watch out. “I like writing songs about boys and relationships,” Swift admits. “And when someone breaks up with me, I like to write about it, because I feel like I have the last word.” (Rolling Stone)
+ Miley Cyrus calls those YouTube hackers “dumb,” refuses to confirm that she and her hottie hot hottie boyfriend are officially dating. (MTV News)
+ Britney Spears comes thisclose to admitting her marriage to Kevin Federline was a mistake. OMG, progress! (Scandalist)
+ Mother pucker! Has Jessica Simpson come down with a sudden case of the Angelina Jolies? (The Dirty Disher)
+ Meanwhile, why does Fetus Simpson-Wentz refuse to emerge from Ashlee’s womb?? (SF Gate)
+ Beyonce congratulates Justin Timberlake on his leotard-wearing dance moves, and preemptively agrees to perform at Barack Obama’s inauguration. (People)
+ Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus blogs about reconnecting with Travis Barker and hints at a possible Blink reunion. Wait, what’s their age, again? (MTV News)