+ Completely unknown person International tween sensation Miley Cyrus says she wants to shake things up a little by going on MTV’s The Real World! “I just want to be in a really nice house with cameras following me around,” she says. Wait, that’s not already her life? (Remote Control)
+ Madonna and Guy Ritchie are finalizing their divorce tomorrow in London, which means it won’t be long until pinch-hitter A-Rod (Madge’s rumored new squeeze) is officially in the starting lineup. Yay, baseball metaphors! (MTV News)
+ Justin Timberlake only agreed to dance around in a black leotard (and tights) on SNL after he secured a sweet deal guaranteeing him a cut of the residuals. (Gay Socialites)
+ Lily Allen’s patented man-meeting strategy involves drinking too much, fibbing and taking off all her clothes. “That’s the only way I can ever get together with people,” the chronically singer lamented. (Nylon Mag, via Scandalist)
+ Find out what happened to the hottie leading men in Britney Spears‘ old music videos! Like that promising K-Fed fella, who “has attempted rapping and acting” since appearing in Brit’s “My Prerogative” (2004) and landed cameos on CSI and One Tree Hill, where he dug deep to play (ahem) “a wannabe musician.” (MTV News)
+ Omigod, remember that time David Archuleta, like, totally DIDN’T win American Idol? Yeah, he’s pretty much moved on. Unfortch, we can’t say the same thing about these traumatized-for-life tweenage girls … (Best Week Ever)
+ ‘Member when Dr. Pepper promised everyone a free soda if Guns N’ Roses‘ Chinese Democracy ever got released? Well, the album’s almost out … free carbonation for all! (Dr. Pepper)
+ And speaking of GNR, don’t be surprised if their new LP beats Kanye’s 808s & Heartbreak in first week album sales. Oh, and did we mention that Axl Rose isn’t above cheating? (MTV News)