+ Ashlee Simpson has finally given birth to the world’s first Fall Out baby Boy: Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yeeesh, and Johnny Cash thought “Sue” was rough! (MTV News)
+ Brandy is sorry she purposely lied about her marriage and accidentally ran over a lady with her car. (Usmagazine.com)
+ This just in! Michael Jackson has reportedly converted to Islam and changed his name to “Mikaeel,” thereby inspiring the best newspaper headline ever: “The Way You Mecca Me Feel.” (The Sun - UK)
+ Is Guns N’ Roses‘ Chinese Democracy “too artsy and overproduced?” And if so, does this mean you won’t be buying/illegally downloading it? (MTV News)
+ Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage may not be intact — in fact, their divorce was finalized yesterday! — but Madge’s estimate $450 million fortune is. Despite the nonexistent pre-nup, Ritchie reportedly wants none of the Material Girl’s material wealth. (Gawker)
+ Meanwhile, all this talk about divorce must’ve made Madonna a wee bit nostalgic! Earlier this week, she grabbed drinks with her first ex-husband, Sean Penn. (Page Six)
+ Taylor Swift’s a little bit country, a little bit rock n’ roll. And a lot successful. (The Boot)
+ Is Danity Kane castoff Aubrey O’Day on the verge of getting her own spinoff? (Remote Control)
+ Kanye West’s new album, 808s & Heartbreak, doesn’t hit stores til Monday, but it’ll be up on his MySpace as of midnight tonight! Have a listen, won’t you? (Kanye’s MySpace)