Buzz Bites -- 12/9/2008: Amy Winehouse's Soon-To-Be Ex Wants Cash Or Else He's Spillin' The Crack-Laced Beans

+ Amy Winehouse's soon-to-be ex-husband wants $1.5 million for his troubles, or else he's threatening to write a tell-all book about their relationship. Um, he can write? Also, wow, didn't see this coming. But I'd have NEVER GUESSED Britney and Kevin weren't going to make it either, so I should probably give up my side job as a fortune teller. (AM NY)

+ Rufus Wainwright compares Amy Winehouse (who's still in the hospital for a "bad reaction to drugs") to the late Judy Garland: "I mean, there’s so many correlations. They both have such an amazing voice and an amazing drug problem." (Rolling Stone)

+ Lynn Spears to Britney Spears: my bad. (MTV News)

+ Reasons why you probably shouldn't expect a Lily Allen-Katy Perry collaboration in the future: "When I met her I was a bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She's like, 'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen!'. It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!" -- Lily Allen on Katy Perry. (Contact Music)

+ Reasons to have a baby: look at Ashlee Simpson-Wentz! (Popsugar)

+ Akon's not sorry for the rapper-singer trend. But he should be. (MTV News)

+ Mariah Carey's potential pregnancy? Coyly, vaguely, deflect, deflect deflect. (Socialitelife)

+ Molly Sims jumped at the chance to help SNL's Andy Samberg cream his jeans. (E! Online)

+ Return those presents you bought, because Christmas is officially canceled. Thanks, Twisted Sister. (Best Week Ever)

Tags Akon, Amy Winehouse, Andy Samberg, Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Lily Allen, Mariah Carey, Twisted Sister