It's not so much that words fail to describe the ridiculous next-level-ness of Soulja Boy's "Kiss Me Thru The Phone..." It's more that nothing quite does the trick like writing "amazing" 200 times in all caps. But that would be a super boring blog entry, so we press on...
Soulja Boy Tell'em's got a new jam called "Kiss Me Thru The Phone." Is Senor Sensitivo all torn up about a long distance relationship? Does he have social-anxiety disorder? Is he trapped under newspapers? Well, if you go by the video, it looks most like an ad for a pervy, forthcoming iPhone application that you pay for with giant necklaces. An application that makes it possible for gangsters and bankers alike to make out with their animal-print-clad girlfriends, no matter how many oceans divide them.
What's it really about? Tell 'em, Soulja Boy: "Basically, it's about when you been in a situation. Say you're at work and your girl was at work. You really wanna see her. You call her, you wanna kiss her. You want to get to her but you can't. You kiss her through the phone." Watch this video. It'll make you believe in love again. Even if you're trapped under newspapers.
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