Most of us are knee-, if not neck-deep in this whole recesh scene -- even Diddy's flyin commercial, suckahs! -- but apparently nobody's told our fave dreadlocked hip-hoppin' Man of The Year, Lil Wayne.
Don't worry about Weezy. Baby's still "Got Money." Lots and lots and lots of it.
Just in case you're wondering how your bank account stacks up, Wayne's "Got Money" video offers us up some helpful guidelines and reasons why it's good to be living in Wayne's World.
Here are the Top 5 Signs You've Got Money Like Weezy:
5. You're Very Good At Math: Add this up: 1,000,000 albums sold in a week, plus eight Grammy nods (divided by a drug bust or two and a death hoax) and, if you're Wayne, you're still left with piles of cheddar. We're guessin Weezy F. Baby isn't worried about stashin' his stacks under his mattress for a rainy day.
4. Private Dancers: Sure, Tina Turner sang about them years ago, but Wayne's taking the concept in a whole new direction. When you can pay hottt, leotard-ed, acrobatic fly hunnies to follow your ass around, you're probably doin' pretty alright.
3. Clap On, Clap Off: Try it! When you clap, does money come flying down from the ceiling? If so, you'd be singin' "This a' way, Thata Way" alllll daaaay loooong too.
2. Keep Your Aspirations High: If your record label is called Cash Money Records, for example, that's a really great sign. I'd imagine Cash Money Records puts a pretty steep premium on... you know... making lots of it. Which probably explains why Wayne got a Louis Vuitton briefcase with $1 MILLION DOLLARS IN IT for his birthday. ONE MILLION DOLLARS IS STILL A LOT OF MONEY!
1. Redistributing The Wealth: Seems like Weez is just as generous in real life as he is in the fake bank heist. So, we guess that the formula is = the more money you've got, the more money you've got to give.
See? It's good to be Weezy! (Apparently ... we're still working on numbers 1 - 5.)