2008 was quite the year for Miley Cyrus. Between her M&M Cru vs ACDC dance-off, her Vanity Fair cover, her Hannah Montana movie, her romances, her hit records, and turning 16, we're guessing her mood ring mostly hovered somewhere between pretty awesome, and totally off-the-charts rad.
Though My Cy seems like she's been lucky in love lately with her new model-actor Justin Gaston, there's been wide speculation that "7 Things" is an ode to her former love, Nick Jonas. WHOEVER it's about, "7 Things" does an excellent job of highlighting seven reasons we loved Miley in 2008!
7. Miley's Not Afraid Of A Close-Up: Everyone's always bellyaching about how their pores look like craters in HD, but Miley is tweeny and gorge and always camera-ready. (Color us jealous... and also not famous).
6. Teddy Bears Are People Too: Laugh if you will, but we dare you to hug a teddy bear the next time you're feeling Erykah Sadu ... that shniz works, haters!
5. Numerology: Miley probably didn't choose seven randomly. In numerology, seven represents thought/consciousness, in Prince's world, it's all about deadly sins and stuff, and in the movies, it represents finding a head in a box! What could be more thoughtful than enumerating for your lame-0, l00zer BF all the reasons he sucks so hard? We can think of nothing.
4. "The Rules": Even though she's only 16, she understands how a girl should be treated -- like a pretty, pretty princess on a pretty pony! Texted apologies = major no-no. "I eM So Sry baby, kthxbai" DEEEEEELETE!
3. Break-up Party! It kinda looks like Miley's throwin' herself a major break-up rager. I mean, there are some accusations flying, true, but there's also lots of fun dancing around and stuff, and all those girls look like they're maybe gonna get together for a sleepover and try out some new sparkly nail polishes and stuff. FUN!
2. Memory Collage: Did you catch that memory collage on the bulletin board?? It was the sweetest thing ever, though you're vain, so you PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE! (Jerk!)
1. Miley's Still A Lover, Not A Fighter: Sure, so, Miley *was* chugging down some haterade at the beginning of the song, when she was going on and on about the seven things she hates about you, but she flips the script! She turned her frown upside down and finished off with seven things she LOVES about you. Sweet, right?
There are, of course, many more reasons to lurve Miley, the biggest and best being that she's going to be closing out 2008 by SURPRISING one insanely lucky fan TOMORROW night. Watch it go down live at 8pm ET on FNMTV Presents: A Miley-Sized Surprise...New Year's Eve 2009. And check out more Miley moments in MTV's Best of 2008!
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