+ Happy New Year, and welcome back to reality. While you were nursing your TV hangover, Tokio Hotel’s Bill Kaulitz was “chirring” in Ibiza and showing off some new locks quite similar to his twinsie, Tom. Aww! (Tokio Hotel Network)
+ Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz has much to be thankful for in the new year: his gorge wife Ashlee Simpson, their new little baby Bronx Mowgli, and his band’s new album Folie a Deux. But his Internet rep does not make the list. And, frankly, he’d prefer if we all would just drop the whole “d-bag” thing. (The Superficial)
+ Speaking of fem hygiene, Amy Winehouse seems to have had that “not so fresh” feeling on her vacay in St. Lucia. (D-Listed)
+ Rumors about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s relationship status are reaching a fever pitch, but the two are working overtime to make sure we know that they are still very much in lurves (note the rings!?). Glad we cleared that one up. (Evil Beet)
+ Britney Spears‘ big brother Bryan had a rockin’ NYE: the dude got hitched! He married lil’ sis (and lil’ mama) Jamie Lynn’s manager in a private ceremony in New Orleans. (People)
+ See if celebs like Fergie and Lady Gaga made the “best” or “worst” dressed list on New Year’s Eve. (The Cut)
+ Soulja Boy, on the other hand, rang in the new year by gettin’ robbed! At gunpoint! Thankfully, no one got hurt, but the robbers managed to “Crank” out $5,000 worth of jewelry. (Rap-Up)
+ Queen Latifah also got robbed ($10K worth of bling, yo!) (Us Weekly)
+ ROFL! This is *by far* the funniest thing we’ve seen in oh niners: some dude reading Courtney Love’s MySpace blog out loud… word for word. For srs. JUST SAY NO, kids! (Perez Hilton)