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... At least that's what Paris told The Sun. I mean... Who am I to go around pointing the finger, but isn't that kinda like saying Pamela Anderson "kinda" had her boobs done? Amy Winehouse "had a bit" of a drug problem? Nick Jonas' hair is only "kinda nice?" Miley Cyrus "kinda" has a lot of money? Onch was "kind of" a tranny? Also, once you've had sex with Rick Salomon and Joe Francis, you can multiply that number exponentially until you can no longer multiply and your calculator blows up.
Anyway, please, take a minute to appreciate the handiwork of my cohorts at Scandalist -- they expertly crafted the coLOLage-o'-shame above.
Then, BECAUSE I COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY RANDOMLY felt like posting it and IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM AM I IMPLYING ANYTHING, watch Shakira and Beyonce's "Beautiful Liar."