Yet Again, Kanye West Exhibits Clear Need For An Editor

Kanye fired up the MacBook Air — and, natch, the Caps Lock — again, and this time the target of his ire was… his own beard on the February cover of Vibe. While that IS his beard (and by beard, I mean ACTUAL beard, not any other sort of beard, which is totally not what I’m implying, okay? Just regular beard), but he got all Jeff Conaway ragey about the greys, expressing himself thusly on his blog:

I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30′S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S S—!

But the bigger issue here isn’t the fact that inside he revealed warned that he may pose naked in the future. It’s “Benjamin Buttons“???

It’s Benjamin BUTTON! Dude, pick an EW or something. Or, pick up some of this:

** Also available in WALT FRAZIER flavor!