Dear Zac Efron: Please Shower! Please?

Zac. Dude. Buddy. You've got so much going for you: the lead in the remake of Footloose, a role in 17 Again, a gorgeous girlfriend, a well-healed scar where your poisonous appendix once was, sapphires for eyes, all this, and chiseled facial features like that of a Greek god.

So why did you not pick up a Bic or a Schick before last night's Golden Globes? You could PAY someone to shave you. Why no shavey? Furthermore, how come no shower?

You looked like a freaking STALLION at the 2008 VMAs with just a little scruff and a LOT less grease:

See what a difference a shower makes?

So, to recap: Zac Efron? Less grease, more groom. Thx.

Tags Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron