After countless boxy bustlines and boring black basics, Miley Cyrus OWNED the Golden Globes red carpet in her spot-on white Marchesa dress with gold accents, dewy makeup, and natural ringlets, providing the perfect foil for DREW BARRYMORE, who looked like she...
a.) Mistook her Golden Globes invite for a Carrie costume party,
b.) Fell over drunk in a bathtub,
c.) Passed out in the limo ride over to the Beverly Wilshire,
d.) Then suffered additional Tippi Hedren-levels of misfortune when giant crows set up shop in her hair.


If you didn't see the Golden Globes, believe me when I tell you that the usually gorgeous Drew was even more retina-scorching in HD, especially next to picture-perfect Miley.
My Cy, perhaps you could teach Drew a few, if not "7 Things" about getting it right on the red carpet. (And also maybe you could ask your dad when he plans on putting those flat-ironed highlights to bed? They almost make me miss that mullet.)

+ Check out more Golden Globes photos, and get an in-depth look at Drew's hair at the MTV Movies blog.

(Credit: Universal Pictures Company, Inc.)

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