+ Newsflash: the New Kids on the Block booze cruise is almost sold out! So if you wanna hit the poop deck for some shuffleboard with Joey McIntyre, you'd better act fast. Buzzworthy bonus: Watch four interviews with Jordan and Donnie and get an extremely long-winded review of an NKOTB MSG concert. (Rose Tours)
+ Perez Hilton to Aubrey O'Day: "Good luck with your 'career.'" (MTV News)
+ Bad news, Bella fans. The new Twilight perfume may be pulled off the market faster than you can say "EdwardCullen4EvrNoRly4real4evr." (TrendHunter)
+ Diddy still remembers the day he said goodbye to his friend, Biggie Smalls. We still remember the day he turned that other day into a bestselling single called "I'll be Missing You." Oh, the nostalgia ... (MTV Movies)
+ April showers bring May flowers -- and, apparently, Fall Out Boy! Come springtime, the FOB will hit the road with friendzies All Time Low, Cobra Starship and Hey Monday. (FriendsorEnemies)
+ The Real World: Brooklyn cast dropped by to share their reactions to last night show! Sadly, Chet (i.e. THE-METROSEXUAL-MORMON-VIRGIN-WHO-LIKES-TO-PLAY-PRANKS-AND-WEAR-GUYLINER) couldn't make it. (Remote Control)
+ Joe Jonas has this thing for dating his costars. (See: Taylor Swift and, more recently, Camilla Belle). So how can he avoid catching the "Lovebug?" "Just put boys in [your] videos from now on," suggests Selena Gomez. Ha! But seriously, yeah. (Usmagazine.com)
+ Joe Jonas also knows the secret to killing time, and it has everything to do with a baseball bat! (Popstar!)
+ Kelis and Nas are expecting a mini milkshake! (Usmagazine.com)
+ Dysfunctional as the Osbourne family might be, Sharon did not, in fact, try and kill her husband, Ozzy. And if you say otherwise, she'll sue. (E! Online)