Back in the day there was a Barbie campaign that went "We girls can do anything!" Apparently Amy Winehouse took that one to heart, because despite the crippling, skin- and lung-rotting effects of crack, booze, and cartons of cigarettes a day, and the results of snorting/ sniffing/ freebasing anything that isn't tethered to the floor but certainly wasn't intended for human consuption, Amy Winehouse has started a record label.
This from a girl who was essentially too s---faced to even appear in her own "Valerie" and "Love Is A Losing Game" videos. She canceled her appearance at the 2007 VMAs, could barely speak at the 2007 EMAs, and punched a fan at Glastonbury this past year. And who likes to act like a horse.
Yeah, so Amy Winehouse just started Lioness Records, and the first artist out of the gate will be Dionne Bromfield, who's apparently Amy's goddaughter. (This begs the question, WHAT KIND OF SITUATION DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN IN YOUR LIFE TO ASK AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER'S GODMOTHER?)
So, watch for that. Other things to watch out for: Amy Winehouse finally succumbing to dentures, and/or leprosy, Amy Winehouse being contained only via the type of cage usually reserved for large game, Dionne Bromfield's mother finally taking parenting classes.