+ Despite what you've heard, Kanye West is NOT giving up music to pursue a career in pornography. So if you already pre-ordered a copy of "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger," you might wanna cancel it. (MTV News)
+ Danity Kane's Aundrea Fimbres crushes our dreams of a DK reunion by saying she doesn't see it happening. Like, EVER. (Remote Control)
+ Amy Winehouse may be opposed to rehab, but Kelly Osbourne isn't. The newly engaged (and occasionally slap-happy) singer/reality star just checked herself in for the third time in five years. (MTV News)
+ This just in: Yo-Yo Ma TOTALLY pulled a Milli Vanilli at Obama's inauguration. Scandal!! (NY Times)
+ Meanwhile, Mariah Carey was reportedly disappointed with her amazing, front row V.I.P. seat at Tuesday's inaugural festivities. Apparently, she thought she'd be sitting on President Obama's lap, instead. (NY Post)
+ Paula Abdul sez she taught Beyonce and Rihanna EVERYTHING they know. That "Single Ladies" unitard dance? Rihanna's "S.O.S." shimmy? TOTALLY inspired by Paula's "Straight Up." (Perez Hilton)
+ And in sadder news, American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar has traded in his baby-face for an awkward, pubescent 'stashe. (TMZ)
+ Finally, if there's a recession going on, somebody forgot to tell the Scientologists. Get a load of Victoria "Posh" Beckham's new $104,000 bag. (ICYDK)